Here I thought comedians were supposed to say things that were somehow interesting and witty and original. Note, for example, how Carolla’s ex-co-host Jimmy Kimmel has evolved into a relaxed, often adorable, and just plain funny performer. Note how Louis C.K., with near supernatural efficiency, manages to be wildly profane and brilliantly hilarious without coming off as a world-class tool. Can’t just be the penises! Because if that’s all it takes to make for humor, then how in hell do Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook happen? Jeff Dunham is a dude. The prosecution rests.
Bwahaha… this is too funny.
I don’t remember the last time I tied my shoes.
I think I officially am Bachelor Frog. Is that bad?
I am Bachelor Frog, Bachelor Frog is me. Even though I’m married. Figure that one out.
Always. This also works with sandals that need buckling.