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Oh, business cards…
Maybe this is why I’m so bad at networking.
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Oh, business cards…

Maybe this is why I’m so bad at networking.

    • #humor
    • #funny
    • #lol
    • #futurama
    • #american psycho
    • #Business
    • #networking
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Remember

I wonder how fucked up someone has to be to leave this note on their money.
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Remember

I wonder how fucked up someone has to be to leave this note on their money.

    • #money
    • #writing
    • #humor
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Here I thought comedians were supposed to say things that were somehow interesting and witty and original. Note, for example, how Carolla’s ex-co-host Jimmy Kimmel has evolved into a relaxed, often adorable, and just plain funny performer. Note how Louis C.K., with near supernatural efficiency, manages to be wildly profane and brilliantly hilarious without coming off as a world-class tool. Can’t just be the penises! Because if that’s all it takes to make for humor, then how in hell do Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook happen? Jeff Dunham is a dude. The prosecution rests.
Mary Elizabeth Williams, Adam Carolla, unfunny comedian, thinks women aren’t funny

Source: salon.com

    • #Adam Carolla
    • #women
    • #humor
    • #men
    • #misogyny
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rationalrose:

Well, I’ll be a monkey’s cousin! ;D
Monkey’s Cousin T-Shirt

A design of mine I thought some of you may like. :D
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rationalrose:

Well, I’ll be a monkey’s cousin! ;D

Monkey’s Cousin T-Shirt

A design of mine I thought some of you may like. :D

    • #monkey
    • #animals
    • #humor
    • #funny
    • #cute
    • #evolution
    • #atheism
    • #cousin
    • #family
    • #related
    • #relationship
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Tee hee.
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Tee hee.

    • #humor
    • #sexy
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Why does this crack me up so much?

    • #Family Guy
    • #humor
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Bad game ideas. Or really good ones? If you’re not the one playing the game, maybe…
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Bad game ideas. Or really good ones? If you’re not the one playing the game, maybe…

    • #video games
    • #humor
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Bwahaha… this is too funny.
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Bwahaha… this is too funny.

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    • #dog
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LOL
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LOL

    • #Slinkies
    • #humor
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murphysbride:

stuffformybunni:

finalellipsis:

bunnyfood:

I don’t remember the last time I tied my shoes.
I think I officially am Bachelor Frog. Is that bad?

ditto

same

I am Bachelor Frog, Bachelor Frog is me.  Even though I’m married.  Figure that one out.

Always. This also works with sandals that need buckling.
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murphysbride:

stuffformybunni:

finalellipsis:

bunnyfood:

I don’t remember the last time I tied my shoes.

I think I officially am Bachelor Frog. Is that bad?

ditto

same

I am Bachelor Frog, Bachelor Frog is me.  Even though I’m married.  Figure that one out.

Always. This also works with sandals that need buckling.

    • #humor
    • #Foul Bachelor Frog
    • #shoes
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