Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.
- Tony Stark
Wait, wait. There’s something odd about this. Hmm…. Wait! I know what it is! Didn’t his father start the business? Did he ever know it as a start-up?! No, I believe he’s always been rich. Just sayin’.
A unionized public worker, a member of the Tea Party and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the tea partier and says, “Watch out for that union guy — he wants a piece of your cookie.